friday quiz [archive]
the infamous friday quiz all archived with pointless intention.
worship the banal trivia that no one but me ever
knows. witness the cryptic questions that only i could ever
understand. it makes sense to me at least.
5.11.2004:
1. how many children have been killed playing musical chairs?1. none, you're not trying hard enough.
2. which band are not really known as "victory rose"?
3. who has the highest score on missile command ever?
4. who could get away with playing marv from sin city?
5. rebessica, all round nice girl or turbodeathpop shitthebedcore?
6. how long an engagement?
7. who wins in the fight - cyberdemon vs spider mastermind?
8. when did heinz start spelling beans with a z?
9. what is your favourite dinosaur anyway?
10. what is the mystery object in our bathroom?
2. sigur ros.
3. roy shildt (loser).
4. mickey rourke apparently, i wont mess.
5. both, hahahahahahaha.
6. a very long engagement.
7. like republican vs democrat, there are no winners.
8. about july 2004.
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10. why, it is grilly's deodorant.
7.5.2004:
1. if in his programme you would be, wind the wool and follow who?1. pob. bitch. puh o buh
2. what actually is sticky-back plastic anyway?
3. who is steve chung?
4. where is your face?
5. the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides. the car's on fire, who is driving?
6. who is harder, cloud or tidus?
7. which uber-fucker did orson wells play in his last film?
8. what links transformers the movie and boogie nights?
9. what comic inspired the website that i stole that question from?
10. who wins this weeks quiz?
2. sellotape.
3. free steve chung! heavily featured graffiti in transmetropolitan.
4. you tell me.
5. no one is driving. it's a godspeed you black emperor quote.
6. well i personally think tidus is a right proper wimp.
7. the almighty unicron in transformers the movie.
8. they both feature the song 'the touch'.
9. it was barbelith.com, originally an invisibles website.
10. it was grilly by a fooking mile. again.
30.4.2004:
1. what is my favourite colour? (no really)1. #707590 or a damn good description thereof.
2. why is the white house white?
3. what should our band have been called? (a timid, meek, or unassertive person)
4. which taxi driver now owns mr.happy?
5. what kind of weirdo would call their baby 'grace bee fisher' anyway?
6. who is 'ada the schnauzer' better known as?
7. what is the connection between my vitriol and glassjaw?
8. what would my parents think if i ran off to be a zapatista?
9. what song features the mad capsule markets, wes borland and the crystal method? (and can i have a copy fucking please)
10. who actually won last weeks quiz?
2. we (the english) burnt it down. it was painted white to cover the scorch marks.
3. milquetoast. go look it up.
4. noddy. sort of. the same people bought the mr.men anyway.
5. poor old tanya donelly and dean fisher.
6. colin, the dog from spaced. colin!
7. vincent gallo (again) was in videos by both of them.
8. i used to threaten this when i was young. they never believed me.
9. 'weapons of mad distortion'
10. grilly? i think. it was probably me actually.
23.4.2004:
1. what's the name of the 'cat with no bones' that appeared around the same time as the little red-haired girl?1. frieda's cat was called faron. from peanuts obviously.
2. how many pieces was modulok?
3. you can't trust a man with a what at all?
4. who is the angry cosmopolitan bloodloss man who eats french girls?
5. même qu'a des coeurs?
6. i think i like her, cos her name was?
7. gatamon + hawkmon = ?
8. what colour is papa smurfs helmet? (sorry)
9. what's your top score?
10. what happened to the tenth question?
2. 22 body pieces plus 2 guns. actually a she-ra toy, you girls.
3. a gun of course, not a penis. from glassjaw's 'ape dos mil'.
4. vincent gallo. in 'trouble every day' he eats people. lovely.
5. "even artichokes have hearts". para-translated using systran from amelie.
6. daria! ..the chicks rokka. stupid lyrics though.
7. silphymon. the coolest dna digivolve, clearly.
8. i didn't accept red or blue incase you missed the bad pun.
9. sometimes i worry the answers are more confusing than the questions.
10. that was it. i ran out of ideas.
16.4.2004:
1. what is the average number of buttons in a standard bag of cadburys buttons?1. how the fuck should i know? count them yourself.
2. who said "music is bigger than words and wider than pictures"?
3. what film did 'manbean' fanzine vote number one for having the best suicide?
4. who played ebeneezer good in the terrible shamen video?
5. how many children die, on average, every year from roller coaster accidents? (sorry)
6. to the nearest 1/256, what colour is pilchard?
7. what is the best vege bacon money can buy?
8. daddy or chips?
9. which autonomous municipality are you?
10. how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
2. this is sampled at the start of mogwai's 'young team'. i always suspected it was emma.
3. that would be 'full metal jacket'. manbean was my old fanzine.
4. jerry sadowitz. i almost got in a fight with him once. or ben did rather.
5. bad taste topical question. i guess two.
6. the cat from 'bob the builder' - #66CCFF to #9AE0FE gets a point
7. morningstar streaky strips. like you didn't know
8. whatever.
9. you tell me, you wannabe.
10. this was never actually a real question.
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